Stocking Stuffer
- Mom: What do you want in your stocking this year?
- Me: Film.
- Mom: Just film?
- Me: Yeah, just fill that bad boy up with tasty tasty film.
- Mom: ...
- Me: Oh! A job offer someplace would be cool too.
- Mom: I'll see what I can do about the film. Right now Santa is the best person to ask about a job.
- Me: But he doesn't exis...oh!
A Seattle film photographer. 
